Happy Valentine's Day!

From your lonely husband in Canada 🇨🇦
to the shaadi queen in India 🇮🇳

Current Situation

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~11,400 km apart

That's roughly 1.4 billion vadapavs lined up end to end.
And you're on the side with the actual vadapavs and sev usal. Unfair.

8 Years of Putting Up With Me

Years

Months

Days

Hours

Meanwhile in Canada...

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Day 1 Without You

The house is so quiet I started talking to myself. Then I started answering. We're having great conversations though, me and me. Very productive.

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THREE Weddings?!

You're literally attending more weddings than a wedding planner. At this point you should start charging for your attendance. "Professional Baraati" looks great on a resume.

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Dancing Without Me

I know you're tearing up the dance floor at every sangeet while I'm here doing garba alone in the living room. The neighbours have filed a noise complaint. Worth it.

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The Time Zone Struggle

IST = "I'll Sleep Through-your-call" Standard Time. You woke me up at night one day, and I woke you up at night one day. We're basically taking turns ruining each other's sleep. Romance. 💀

Evidence of Abandonment

Exhibit A: You, living your best life at the wedding while I'm here having deep conversations with the wall.

Exhibit B: The lehenga game is strong. My outfit today? The same jockey. Third day running.

Exhibit C: Friends, fun, food... and zero husband in sight. I see how it is.

Exhibit D: Look at all that happiness. Meanwhile, I'm riding horses in RDR2 on PS5 pretending it's a social life. Arthur Morgan gets me. 🤠🎮

Your India Trip: Status Report

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Wedding #1 - Survived the sangeet 💃

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Wedding #2 - Caught the bouquet (probably) 💐

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Wedding #3 - Officially a professional wedding guest 🏆

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Friends trip starts tomorrow! 🧳🎉

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Come back to your freezing husband ❄️🥺

Okay But Seriously...

I know I've been roasting you this whole page, but here's the real talk:

8 years together, and somehow you still make my heart do that stupid little flutter thing. Even from 11,400 km away. Even when there's a 10.5-hour time difference. Even when you're too busy dancing at weddings to call me back. 😤😂

I'm so happy you're there having the time of your life with our friends. You deserve every laugh, every dance, every plate of panipuri, and every single moment of this trip.

The three weddings are done, the friends trip is about to start, and I'm here waiting with open arms.

Come home soon. The house misses you. The bed misses you. I definitely don't miss you though. (I absolutely do. Please come home.)

Happy Valentine's Day, my love. Here's to 8 years down and forever to go. ❤️

~ Your Lonely Canadian Husband 🍁